some twits of promdiboy
Sofitel Hotel to re-open as "Dyesebel Ocean park Hotel"
Spoiler: Free MRT-LRT rides for public employees, who's footing the bill, the private workers or Duque's CSC?
Sofitel's Spiral resto to be renamed "Atlantis." ha ha.
Patriotic Pnoys transacting in the US embassy are advised to come in their swim gear.
Sofitel post-Pedring promo: Free use of swimming pool w/out having to leave the lobby!
To accomodate mor guests, Sofitel is expanding its swimming pool area by stretching it to the lobby..
US embassy hiring local frogmen to man their front gates in the wake of Pedring flooding..
@ballauigan kasuhan mo ng illegal possession of firearms...
Dahil mahirap kumuha ng NBI clearance, facebook account pwede na daw sa ibang employers.. ha ha
@johnconcepcion1 ows...
Before der was Luneta to get shot at or executed, now it's d malls.
Headlines today mimic the fate of the music industry - puro revival - from Garci to FG to generals to NBN to PGMA. Wala ng bago...
@jena_everyday ayos yan iha, come december, candidate ka na sa Biggest Loser..
Friends r supposed to enrich each other materially & spiritually and not to make u feel poorer, hopeless...
As of this minute, about a thousand newly born female babies will be named Chamsey while the boylets will be called "Supsup."
@jena_everyday Lord: Cant grant u dat iha, der r lots of work waiting for u at the ofis. So grin & bear it...
Gay priests are crying a bucket now for choosing religion over der man.
@cherylarcibal yeah, nadal once had a dog but it ran away dat's why he's hurting and playing lousy...
@cherylarcibal @RafaelNadal accept it, laos na talaga si Nadal...
Translation: Der r no boundaries, race or creed n luv. I was born, raised & wil die as X-tian. If my man cant dig dat, he can eat his balls.
Chamcey: 'Wala relihiyon ang pag-ibig. Isinilang, bininyagan at mamamatay po ko na katoliko. Kung ayaw po ng lalaki sa akin, manigas siya!'
Imagine chamcey answering in Tagalog, translated into English by an interpreter...
Di pa din nakinig na gumamit ng interpreter...
or pera telegram....
To appease upset clients, LBC promises to send der money thru 'express padala'....
Lawyer of giant croc files petition for habes corpus to order Agusan execs to produce the croc.
Agusan execs bar giant croc from speaking to media, links to Arroyos linger
Croc chronicles - Agusan LGU bans public viewing of giant croc. translation: Gag order on big croc suspected to have links to Arroyos.
Lawyers of giant Agusan croc say client to appear in Senate probe only if given Louis Vuitton immunity. Ha!
Senate to summon giant Agusan croc for possible links to the Arroyos. Wink, wink.
Worried Agusan lawmakers want to probe giant croc (buwaya) on alleged plans of running for a congressional district in their province.
Govt agencies raising fees should prove that they deserve it...
Congrats thou to PNoy for bringing home d lumpiang shanghai ehek, bacon, pala!
China has to confirm the billion dollar investments announced by govt as a result of recent trip der.
@MarkSalazarGMA7 we call it progress?! Meaning maraming car sa kalye causing trafik & guzzling fuel by greedy oil firms?
In France, a royal decree declared dat d King's 1st barber & valet was 2 b head of d Barbers & Surgeons Guild as early as 1361.
Oil firms hev mastered the art of hiking prices afer every long holidays or natural calamities. Just great! Crucify dem!!!
Raul's wake wil b at St. Peter's chapel Commonwealth Ave starting late this afternoon. Friends are requested to kindly omit flowers.
Maalab na paalam sa isang colleague, kaibigan, at mentor: Raul Beltran.
Imagine: yung bala na ibon sa angry birds e etong icon ng twitter...
@estongreyes so d ka naman galit nyan?
Ignorance of the law would not help you - Kitams Huerta, Latin philosopher
@jena_everyday exercise ka o habang lumalamon?
@estongreyes away kau ni ruffy?
Wen sam1 owns up to the crimes committed by others, he's also owning up to his stupidity!!
In an Asian country, a broder will own up 2 d crimes of an elder brod & if needed, the younger brod will also own up siring his children!
In some countries, an errant artist is punished by castration.
Ambrose Pare, 1 of d great pioneers of surgery & f fader of modern surgery, began his medical career as an itinerant barber-surgeon.
F. Sionil Jose to Senate 'Kulo' probers - Obscenity are those govt officials who are remiss of der duties & r engaged in corruption
cud now liv d bed unassisted but walking still a minor challenge. 2day wil know if auto insurance rili works or der just out der to bilk us.
If Garci, Bedol & d Ampatuans didnt meddle, Migz cud hev won fair & square. He was d only Spice Boys of HOR dat was electable as senator.
Migz has never abandoned the ideals of his 'Spice Boys' days! Mabuhay ka pare!!
U can't legislate HONOR and u can't perpetuate a fraud. Migz chose honor over perpetuating a fraud.
An adverse SET ruling erases any links of Migz 2 d Senate whereas a resignation would still land him in the list of former Senate members.
By resigning, Migz secures his place in the annals of Senate instead of being booted out by a SET ruling in favor of Koko
It's bombing season again...
It's time to shift the school season to September to summer instead of opening in June.
recovering from a near fatal car accident. Seat belts & airbags can really save lives. thank you for the prayers!!
Lyceum Pirates defeats Mapua in NCAA basketball. yehey!
Wen sam1 sees a black cat crossing d street, he's reminded of Kowloon siopao?
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