Lunes, Oktubre 10, 2011

twits of promdiboy

- Obama pays tribute to Apple's Steve by urging Congress to pass his 'Jobs' bill... 8 hours ago


- It's official, Apple causes pancreatic cancer! 6 Oct


- Jobs Ad out for replacement of Steve Jobs... 6 Oct


- Jobs Act measure of Obama dead as Steve Jobs dies... 6 Oct


- On death of Steve Jobs - America just lost its one big Jobs! 6 Oct

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Martes, Oktubre 04, 2011

some twits of promdiboy

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Sofitel Hotel to re-open as "Dyesebel Ocean park Hotel"

5 hours ago

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Spoiler: Free MRT-LRT rides for public employees, who's footing the bill, the private workers or Duque's CSC?

29 Sep

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Sofitel's Spiral resto to be renamed "Atlantis." ha ha.

28 Sep

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Patriotic Pnoys transacting in the US embassy are advised to come in their swim gear.

28 Sep

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Sofitel post-Pedring promo: Free use of swimming pool w/out having to leave the lobby!

28 Sep

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To accomodate mor guests, Sofitel is expanding its swimming pool area by stretching it to the lobby..

28 Sep

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US embassy hiring local frogmen to man their front gates in the wake of Pedring flooding..

28 Sep

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@ballauigan kasuhan mo ng illegal possession of firearms...

22 Sep

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Dahil mahirap kumuha ng NBI clearance, facebook account pwede na daw sa ibang employers.. ha ha

22 Sep

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@johnconcepcion1 ows...

22 Sep

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Before der was Luneta to get shot at or executed, now it's d malls.

22 Sep

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Headlines today mimic the fate of the music industry - puro revival - from Garci to FG to generals to NBN to PGMA. Wala ng bago...

22 Sep

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@jena_everyday ayos yan iha, come december, candidate ka na sa Biggest Loser..

19 Sep

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Friends r supposed to enrich each other materially & spiritually and not to make u feel poorer, hopeless...

19 Sep

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As of this minute, about a thousand newly born female babies will be named Chamsey while the boylets will be called "Supsup."

14 Sep

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@jena_everyday Lord: Cant grant u dat iha, der r lots of work waiting for u at the ofis. So grin & bear it...

14 Sep

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Gay priests are crying a bucket now for choosing religion over der man.

14 Sep

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@cherylarcibal yeah, nadal once had a dog but it ran away dat's why he's hurting and playing lousy...

14 Sep

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@cherylarcibal @RafaelNadal accept it, laos na talaga si Nadal...

13 Sep

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Translation: Der r no boundaries, race or creed n luv. I was born, raised & wil die as X-tian. If my man cant dig dat, he can eat his balls.

13 Sep

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Chamcey: 'Wala relihiyon ang pag-ibig. Isinilang, bininyagan at mamamatay po ko na katoliko. Kung ayaw po ng lalaki sa akin, manigas siya!'

13 Sep

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Imagine chamcey answering in Tagalog, translated into English by an interpreter...

13 Sep

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Di pa din nakinig na gumamit ng interpreter...

13 Sep

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or pera telegram....

12 Sep

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To appease upset clients, LBC promises to send der money thru 'express padala'....

12 Sep

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Lawyer of giant croc files petition for habes corpus to order Agusan execs to produce the croc.

8 Sep

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Agusan execs bar giant croc from speaking to media, links to Arroyos linger

8 Sep

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Croc chronicles - Agusan LGU bans public viewing of giant croc. translation: Gag order on big croc suspected to have links to Arroyos.

8 Sep

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Lawyers of giant Agusan croc say client to appear in Senate probe only if given Louis Vuitton immunity. Ha!

7 Sep

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Senate to summon giant Agusan croc for possible links to the Arroyos. Wink, wink.

7 Sep

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Worried Agusan lawmakers want to probe giant croc (buwaya) on alleged plans of running for a congressional district in their province.

7 Sep

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Govt agencies raising fees should prove that they deserve it...

5 Sep

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Congrats thou to PNoy for bringing home d lumpiang shanghai ehek, bacon, pala!

5 Sep

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China has to confirm the billion dollar investments announced by govt as a result of recent trip der.

5 Sep

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@MarkSalazarGMA7 we call it progress?! Meaning maraming car sa kalye causing trafik & guzzling fuel by greedy oil firms?

31 Aug

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In France, a royal decree declared dat d King's 1st barber & valet was 2 b head of d Barbers & Surgeons Guild as early as 1361.

31 Aug

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Oil firms hev mastered the art of hiking prices afer every long holidays or natural calamities. Just great! Crucify dem!!!

31 Aug

promdiboy

Raul's wake wil b at St. Peter's chapel Commonwealth Ave starting late this afternoon. Friends are requested to kindly omit flowers.

23 Aug

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Maalab na paalam sa isang colleague, kaibigan, at mentor: Raul Beltran.

23 Aug

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Imagine: yung bala na ibon sa angry birds e etong icon ng twitter...

18 Aug

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@estongreyes so d ka naman galit nyan?

18 Aug

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Ignorance of the law would not help you - Kitams Huerta, Latin philosopher

18 Aug

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@jena_everyday exercise ka o habang lumalamon?

17 Aug

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@estongreyes away kau ni ruffy?

17 Aug

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Wen sam1 owns up to the crimes committed by others, he's also owning up to his stupidity!!

17 Aug

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In an Asian country, a broder will own up 2 d crimes of an elder brod & if needed, the younger brod will also own up siring his children!

17 Aug

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In some countries, an errant artist is punished by castration.

16 Aug

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Ambrose Pare, 1 of d great pioneers of surgery & f fader of modern surgery, began his medical career as an itinerant barber-surgeon.

16 Aug

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F. Sionil Jose to Senate 'Kulo' probers - Obscenity are those govt officials who are remiss of der duties & r engaged in corruption

16 Aug

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cud now liv d bed unassisted but walking still a minor challenge. 2day wil know if auto insurance rili works or der just out der to bilk us.

4 Aug

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If Garci, Bedol & d Ampatuans didnt meddle, Migz cud hev won fair & square. He was d only Spice Boys of HOR dat was electable as senator.

3 Aug

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Migz has never abandoned the ideals of his 'Spice Boys' days! Mabuhay ka pare!!

3 Aug

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U can't legislate HONOR and u can't perpetuate a fraud. Migz chose honor over perpetuating a fraud.

3 Aug

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An adverse SET ruling erases any links of Migz 2 d Senate whereas a resignation would still land him in the list of former Senate members.

3 Aug

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By resigning, Migz secures his place in the annals of Senate instead of being booted out by a SET ruling in favor of Koko

3 Aug

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It's bombing season again...

2 Aug

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It's time to shift the school season to September to summer instead of opening in June.

2 Aug

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recovering from a near fatal car accident. Seat belts & airbags can really save lives. thank you for the prayers!!

2 Aug

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Lyceum Pirates defeats Mapua in NCAA basketball. yehey!

18 Jul

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Wen sam1 sees a black cat crossing d street, he's reminded of Kowloon siopao?

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